Meet

Full Professed Members - Black Veils

Sister Gloria Snockers (Founder) 

Pronouns: Be nice, I'll answer

Hello dears! Founder of the Chiffon Borg here, I realised that being grumpy makes Miss God put lines on your face. I was visited by Saint Kylie who told me to "go forth and spread some fuckin joy, ya miserable twat" (she's not very polite in real life). So I did!

Brother Huw Jorgan (Co-Founder)

Pronouns: He/Him

I was hoodwAnked into the Order, they made me do terrible things, and then I realised how much I love those things. So I took my vows as my dignity had already buggered off and the rest is all sistory. I'm the quiet one, the false-lashed eye of the storm.  I can blow smoke up my own arse about how saintly I am, but I'd much rather you did that.

Huw's social media: Facebook - Instagram - X 

Sister Linda Hand 

Pronouns: She/Her

Sister Linda Hand here, handy if you’re nasty!

The corset creature of the order that will always find another tone of black to wear. I’m often told smiling isn’t a strong point of mine but that’s normally because the nick nacks glued to my face are doing a runner. I’m nice I swear! If you want someone to chat with you’ll either find me at the bar or around the back - come by and see me some time 🖤

Sister Celia Cuntup

Pronouns: She/Her

I'm the daughter of Gloria. I’m not very good at blowing my own horn, but if you want yours blown then I’m your gal. And by that I mean I’ve got a kind word for everyone (stop tittering at the back!) I joined the order to celebrate queerness and to remind you just how special you are. I also like lipstick 💋

Novices - White Veil

Novice Honey Imhome

Pronouns: She/Her

Here comes Honey! I'm syrupy sweet, occasionally sticky and universally loved by mothers. 

My favourite things include hearing people talk passionately about the things they love, carbohydrates and being an anime trash degenerate.

A spoonful of sugar helps kick prejudice to the curb where it belongs. 💗

Henchman/Guards

Knight Sir Arthur Anybiscuitsleft 

Pronouns: 

Knight Sir Lord Helpme
Pronouns: He/Him

Postulants

Olivia Clothesoff
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